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1. (Dick Cheney) (2577↑, 309↓)
A verb indicating an action whereby someone looks out for their own interest regardless of the consequences, and then later if it becomes an issue either disappears or changes the subject (usually by banging the war drum so loud that nothing else can be heard)

When Tom asked Suzy about the warts on her pussy, she Dick Cheneyed him and started talking about how bad she wanted him. His oil contacts with Iraq were Dick Cheneyed as soon as the administration decided a war would make people forget they didn't have jobs.

2. (Dick Cheney) (1862↑, 313↓)
A fat bastard who stayed alive just to fuck the world through his idiot adopted son, George W. Bush.

I am a dickhead. I am Dick Cheney the undead.

3. (Dick Cheney) (1660↑, 252↓)
The "Vice" President of The United States. Former CEO of Haliburton. Did $23.8 million of business with Iraq before becoming "Vice" President and proceeding to attack Iraq over nonexistant Weapons of Mass Destruction.
4. (dick cheney) (1267↑, 255↓)
Current Vice President of the [United States], under [George W Bush]. A man with strong [conservative] values such as contacts with many, large corporations - notibly [Halliburton]. Typically votes against things like environmental regulations, equal rights and money for non-defense related projects. Most probably the main influence behing George Bush's cunning plan to exploit the memory of September 11th and start a war with a conveniently oil-rich nation in order to distract the American public from the shitty job they were doing at home. See also [pure evil].

Dick Cheney would rather shit on a unemployed black man and take his house than tax 2 cents of a billionaire's money.

5. (dick cheney) (1006↑, 232↓)
Weapon of mass destruction

Dick cheney is Bush's puppeteer

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6. (Dick Cheney) (920↑, 184↓)
The man calling the shots underground while he is kept alive by 10 million dollars worth of machines (paid for by the taxpayers) for the sole purpose of screwing over the world.

Dick Cheney is an evil genius who only looks out for Dick Cheney.

7. (Dick Cheney) (624↑, 38↓)
An oily, whorefaced, bean-stealing enemy of the people. Dick Cheney completed the long-rumored merger of [Halliburton] and the [Whitehouse]. Under [Dick Cheney]’s guidance Halliburton became a de facto government agency, overseeing policy decisions as well as spending billions in public funds. Dick Cheney also shot a senior citizen in the face, while poaching quail, at a canned hunt (after drinking). He was then taken off the NRA Christmas card list.

Which feeble oligarch attempted to throw a pitch at a Nationals’ game but was too weak to make it over the plate? A. Montgomery Burns B. Dick Cheney The answer is B.

8. (Dick Cheney) (695↑, 155↓)
Pacemaker on legs. Also see; George Bush

Cheyne's got a gun, dick cheney's got a gun, now everybody's on the run..

9. (Dick Cheney) (406↑, 86↓)
-The second vice president of the US not actually ELECTED into that office. Only thing is, Cheney's not actually the *vice* president. He'd calling the shorts and doing the work of the president cuz Bush is too dumb. -Said "Go fuck yourself \!" on the floor of the senate. - Voted AGAINST the proposal to formally condemn Nelson Mandela's imprisonment. -Cares more about HIS money that other people's lives. -Former CEO of Haliburton.

They say that Dick Cheney is having heart problems, which is suprising beucause i didnt think he HAD a heart...

10. (Dick Cheney) (355↑, 84↓)
Any of the obnoxious bloodsucking parasites of the genus [Dick], which are known to infest various human populations throughout North America, mainly in the South. These annoying little creatures produce a nasty reaction, with complications including; -Ignorance, intolerance, and insolence (the three i's) -General stupidity, and the labeling of any government-questioning news source as "Liberal Media" -A lowered sense of global awareness, usually in addition to an overheightened fear of terrorism. -Dick Cheney is a known carrier of the fatal disease Republicanitis. Everyone who catches this affliction dies (sooner or later).

"Go Fuck Yourself" -Dick Cheney

11. (Dick Cheney) (273↑, 32↓)
An oily, whorefaced, bean-stealing enemy of the people. Dick Cheney completed the long-rumored merger of [Halliburton] and the [Whitehouse]. Under [Dick Cheney]’s guidance Halliburton became a de facto government agency, overseeing policy decisions as well as spending billions in public funds. Dick Cheney also shot a senior citizen in the face, while poaching quail, at a canned hunt (after drinking). He was then taken off the NRA Christmas card list.

Which feeble oligarch attempted to throw a pitch at a Nationals’ game but was too weak to make it over the plate? A. Montgomery Burns B. Dick Cheney The answer is B.

12. (Dick Cheney) (298↑, 74↓)
vice president who needs to go see the Wizard for a new heart. Calls all of Bush's shots.

Anybody notice that Dick hasn't been around lately? Is he in his undisclosed place or have they faked his death?

13. (Dick Cheney) (257↑, 35↓)
A man who has no heart and failing eye sight. Someone who has no idea what hunter safety is. A man who excuses everything [George Bush] does, no matter how evil or stupid.

Dick Cheney is either another Bush bootlicker or one of the powers behind the throne.

14. (dick cheney) (277↑, 69↓)
Proof that W likes men with cold hands. Has heart attacks daily, but is still vigorously fucks the American retards that elected him. Maybe if he had some of the petroleum in his veins replaced with actual blood his ticker would behave itself.

Dick Cheney needs a jack-in-the-box. Doo-doo-doo-doo-doodoo-doo-doo...POP\!\!\!

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15. (Dick Cheney) (246↑, 41↓)
The Devil in human form

Dick Cheney is the Devil Incarnate.

16. (Dick Cheney) (224↑, 34↓)
Dick Cheney (np. Richard Bruce Cheney b.1941-) (aka [Darth Vader]. Frankenstein’s monster, the [penguin], [Jaba The Hut].) 1) 46th ‘[Vice]’ President of the United States, and former Secretary of Defense. Puppetmaster to the early 21st century military Junta [George W. Bush]. (see [Blackadder III] and [Prince George IV].) 2) (Disney origin) Jafar. The evil Vizir (advisor) to the brainless Sultan, in the Disney cartoon [Aladdin]. 2) [Jabba the Hut] (see [Empire of Evil]) 3) The fat, corrupt guy in the famous Humphrey Bogart movie [Cassablanca], sometimes credited as Sydney Greenstreet. Synonyms. -(Harry Potter): A [Goblin]. A morose, sullen individual who lives in a vault or [bunker], and is obsessed with [money]. -(Ref. H.G. Welles’ The Time Machine) A Morlock. (ie-a hideous, albino creature who dreads daylight, and lives underground to operate the machines that provide for the spoiled and child-like Eloi (See [George W Bush]). v. to give somebody a Dick Cheney. 1) (v. sexual slang) To unintentionally [ejaculate] in a woman’s face. (ie- to accidentally ‘[shoot]’ somebody in the face. To get drunk, [shoot] somebody in the face, and then eat dinner.) A slang term for ejaculating in somebody’s face, formerly known as a [pearl necklace]. v. to pull a Dick Cheney. 2) to escape or [defer] from an unpleasant responsibility by hiding in college for an extended period of time. To escape the national service [draft] in a time of war by spending eight years in a four year college degree program. (See [Karl Rove]. See [chickenhawk].) 3) To publicly miscarry justice by ostensibly taking a Supreme Court Judge on a [duck hunting] trip, and then threatening to blow his face off if he doesn't vote to keep the identities of your [corrupt business cronies] a secret. (See Ned Beatty and [Deliverance\}.) -to escape or defer an unpleasant responsibility by [knocking up] a woman.

"Bill Clinton is famous for giving Monica Lewinsky a dick cheney so spectacularly messy that Congress felt he should be impeached for it." “My rich grandfather established a trust fund for me, where I’d get $50 000 a year while I attended college. So, I pulled a dick cheney, and flunked my senior year exams 16 years in a row.”

17. (Dick Cheney) (145↑, 27↓)
He is Emperor palpatine. The man who bosses around Darth vader (see [George W. Bush])

DickCheney's alias is Emperor Palpatine, and George Bush's alias is Darth vader.

18. (Dick Cheney) (153↑, 39↓)
The most evil and hideous (and bald) vice president ever. Oh that's great, we have George W. as President who is very dumb and second in command is this DICK "HEAD" CHENEY. He is truly the root of all evil in America today.

George to Dick: I'm with Satan Dick to George: I'm with Stupid

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19. (Dick Cheney) (138↑, 36↓)
noun. One of the purest forms of evil. An truly dangerous man who takes nothing except for money into consideration. Those who support this beast tend to be labeled as "piglets", and "beasties". Foul creatures indeed.

"Dick Cheney?....don't you DARE mention that name in this house\! You might as well shit on the carpet, kill my children, or rape me\! I mean...how dare you speak that name here? Just...leave. Now."

20. (Dick Cheney) (138↑, 43↓)
The Vice President (in name alone) of the United States and Georgy's puppeteer. Helped fabricate intelligence so innocent American troops could go and die for the Halliburton Corporation. Has no problem doing this despite arranging five deferments for himself during the Vietnam War. Also has the full support of the racist radical right despite having a lesbo daughter.

"When are these chronic heart attacks going to finally kill Dick Cheney? Maybe he can get five deferments from hell."

21. (Dick Cheney) (133↑, 40↓)
A puppet master hired to scare children, and thinking adults... Also see dickhead cheney

Why look who's pulling dubya's strings its dick(head) cheney

22. (Dick Cheney) (106↑, 24↓)
The forty-third President of the United States.

The reason that Dick Cheney keeps being shunted around to "undisclosed locations" is because if anything happened to him, George W. Bush would be President.

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23. (Dick Cheney) (106↑, 29↓)
Exactly what he is. Also can be used as an insult.

Look at that DICK Cheney over there. Dumbass: hay letz go be hiporcites and say we're uber kewl christians but then carry gunz n then shoot people lawl Smart Person: Shut up Dick Cheney

24. (dick cheney) (102↑, 31↓)
He's the Jim Henson to Bush's Kermit the Frog.

Basically, he's the puppeteer, and Bush is the puppet.

25. (dick cheney) (108↑, 37↓)
a chain that hangs from the male genatalia.

Grant Bird O'Neill went to the piercing parlor and got a dick cheney.

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26. (Dick Cheney) (88↑, 20↓)
The Vice President under George W. Bush who every day exhibits blatant deception, betrayal of the American people, dealings with American enemies whenever it benefits him, stealing money from poor people to make himself wealthier, and a love of shooting old men in the face after mistaking them for small birds. See: Lucifer

"If you love stealing from poor people, well you must be Dick Cheney"

27. (Dick Cheney) (82↑, 15↓)
The vice president of our legendary nation who mistook a 78 year old lawyer for a quail and shot him in the face.

Who the hell is that shooting a bunch of seniors? Oh\! It's just Dick Cheney.

28. (Dick Cheney) (86↑, 21↓)
1. a ventriloquist (why do you think his mouth looks like that?) a.k.a. [Big Swinging Dick]

Dich Cheney before he dicks you

29. (Dick Cheney) (94↑, 31↓)
The future president of the United States who will take office once G dubbs is assassinated. -A crazed lunatic who will corrupt and destroy the world, and has secretly injected all americans with crabs through syringes and stranded 2 Pac in Antarctica because he knew about Dick Cheney's plan to take over the world.

Danny you better migrate to Antarctica fast, because Dick Cheney is president and you gotta save 2 pac.

30. (Dick Cheney) (81↑, 22↓)
(Noun) An individual who drinks, plays with guns, and regularly takes women other than his wife to the woods. Frequently gets arrested for DUI and has been known to shoot people. Once elected to be Vice President of the Us US after much fraud in Ohio. Once appointed by the Supreme Court after much fraud in Florida. Has had his heart jump-started more times than a defective battery in an old Yugo. An all around American role model for conservative ass-maggots. Looks suspiciously like a freshly circumsized penis. Rumored to be Rush Limbaugh's secret gay lover. Currently using President George W. Bush as an ass puppet. Reportedly neck deep in Halliburton-related Iraq-rebuilding contract corruption. His alleged nickname within the administration is "Bigtime." He has a lesbian daughter.

"Due to frustrations over his bad heart, flaming lesbian daughter, rampant alcoholism, crumbling marriage, public accusations of corruption, and relationship with Rush Limbaugh, Dick Cheney finally lost it and blasted his long-time hunting partner with a 28-gauge shotgun early this February."

31. (Dick Cheney) (73↑, 18↓)
The fucker who shot that lawyer and covered it up for about a day . He is also the guy with his hand up bushes puppet ass making him do whatever the hell he wants

fuck man that guy dick cheney just shot a guy in the face

32. (Dick Cheney) (66↑, 16↓)
a big game hunter. "Big game" equals elderly dudes looking for quails.

Oh, my god he shot me\! What did you expect? I'm Dick Cheney.

33. (Dick Cheney) (89↑, 41↓)
the evil behind congress and our "president". often suffers from heart attacks.

"hey uncle dick. did you support going to war to make profits from your halliburton stock?" "of course not\!(grabs left arm) help me\!"

34. (Dick Cheney) (63↑, 16↓)
The only weapon of mass destruction besides that retard Bush (Calling bush a redneck would be insulting to all people who enjoy it) Dude, i mean, Cheney almost killed a dude because he shot him.

Dick Cheney: The name says it all

35. (Dick Cheney) (73↑, 26↓)
A chain attached to a pierced penis

After [Al Gore] got a nipple ring, [George Bush] got a Dick Cheney

36. (Dick Cheney) (70↑, 24↓)
VERB: 1.)The act of shooting a rich Texas lawyer whilst supposedly hunting quail, 2.)To bold-facedly repeat an obvious lie about something despite all indications to the contrary until the more feeble-minded begin to think it's the truth, EXAMPLE: " Fox News Dick Cheneyed the public with the story that Iraq was responsible for 911." 3.)To shoot 1st & ask questions later, usually used in circumstances where the wrong target is erroneously struck due to inadequate information or horrific misjudgement. EXAMPLE; "Gee, Osama's a Saudi living in Afghanistan, why'd you Dick Cheney on Iraq?" NOUN: 1.) The Vice President of the United States, 2.) A rich foul-mouthed boor, 3.) A pathological liar, 4.) A person with an elevated sense of self-worth that they believe elevates them above the law. see also [Conrad Black]

VERB Usage: "We don't hate America, we just don't want to be Dick Cheneyed by them\!" "To Dick Cheney all Americans for the imbecilic rantings of a few FOX news personnel would be an injustice." "Well Officer, I was cleaning my AK47 & somehow I Dick Cheneyed my wife." NOUN Usage: "Brad's girlfriend dumped him, because the last thing in the world she could stand was a Dick Cheney." "Nobody liked Bob any more, you just couldn't trust a Dick Cheney."

37. (Dick Cheney) (97↑, 51↓)
a fucking puppet for bush's foreign and domestic policies
38. (dick cheney) (61↑, 16↓)
Pwns at Hunting Old People

Dick Cheney shot his old bastard friend in the face and played it off like it was an accident. what a badass

39. (Dick Cheney) (49↑, 6↓)
Quite possibly the most famously evil man alive. Can't help but be repetitive; I'm just glad to see I'm not the only one a bit scared by the man. Need I even mention that along with his other evil little buddies (cough, Donald Rumsfeld, *COUGH*), he's used Bush as his puppet for us to suffer 9/11, invade Iraq, lose lives in Hurricane Katrina, hold back from acknowledging global warming until this year (WTF?), not ratify Kyoto Protocol, create tax cuts that benefit the rich over the poor, and essentially rape the Fourth Amendment? And violently harass the first, ninth, and tenth amendments, too?

Kinda reminds me of Darth Vader. Maybe it's mean, but - Dick Cheney has chest complications in a region where blood pumping is usually centralized through a HEART... Darth Vader has no heart... EVIL... Dude, who the fuck else can shoot someone and have the victim apologize? That's fucking Obeah magic there\! I ain't messin' with that dude, he's on some other shit\!

40. (Dick Cheney) (57↑, 15↓)
"The Dick Cheney" - (noun) a sexual position in which your partner is giving you head and you pull your tool out and shoot her in the face.

"My ho was giving my a scraper last night and I gave her the Dick Cheney."

41. (Dick Cheney) (50↑, 10↓)
1. A man who can't tell the difference between a quail and his hunting partner. 2. Our Vice President

1. "Dick Cheney hit his hunting partner, Harry Whittington, in the face with shotgun pellets. Luckily, he is ok." 2. Dick is just one step away from being president. Thank Jesus George W. Bush is there instead.

42. (dick cheney) (66↑, 26↓)
a chain that hangs from the male genatalia.

Josh Filer went to the piercing parlor to get a dick cheney.

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43. (Dick Cheney) (49↑, 14↓)
verb; to pepper a fellow human in the face with birdshot.

man \#1: You dirty bastard, I'm gonna go Dick Cheney on your ass\! man \#2: No, that'll hurt like hell. I'm sorry\!

44. (Dick Cheney) (40↑, 6↓)
Someone who "accidentally" caps your ass while on a hunting trip and then responds to the incident with "Sorry, I thought you were a quail or a deer."

Steve: "Yo Ray Ray, did you here that terrence got shot by his own Latrell during the hit on St. Clair Avenue?" Ray Ray: "Shit man, that's why Latrell shouldn't be involved in drive-by shootings. He is such a Dick Cheney."

45. (dick cheney) (49↑, 18↓)
Currently the vice president of the USA. Hobbies include: 1. Having heart attacks 2. Playing with his puppet "W" 3. Hunting his friends 4. Screwing up the country

Dick Cheney: Sorry a swear you looked like a quail.

46. (Dick Cheney) (33↑, 9↓)
The vice president of the United States of America. Not much better suited than Bush himself, Cheney has shot humans and is a big pussey. As of 2003 to the present Cheney is no longer seen in the flesh but in the form of a hologram evereywhere he goes, he is supposedly in an underwaterbase south of the thai islands.

Jim: Look its Dick Cheney\! Joe: No thats a penis.

47. (dick cheney) (30↑, 7↓)
A fucking chickenhawk, who dodged Vietnam thanks to his senator daddy, who along with President Moron (another chickenhawk) thought he knew enough about war to send many, many of our troops to their untimely, unjustified deaths.

1) Ever heard CCR's "Fortunate Son"? Well, I'm almost certain the band was referring to Bush and Cheney, both of whom dodged the Vietnam War thanks to their rich, politician daddies. 2) What ever happened to Dick Cheney, man? He's been like MIA this last few months. Guess the republicans figured he was a very bad influence, and perhaps more hated by AMericans than Bush, and could be a liability for McCain's campaign that they asked him to hide.

48. (Dick Cheney) (36↑, 14↓)
Vice President of the USA to George W. Bush. Bush's decision to make Cheney his VP was the smartest thing he's ever done; it allows him be a shitty president without having to fear being assassinated. As horrible as Bush's presidency has been, a Cheney presidency would be terrifyingly and unmeasurably worse.

I had the worst dream last night; I dreamed that Bush was assassinated and Dick Cheney became the president of the United States\!

49. (Dick Cheney) (36↑, 14↓)
stupid and devious man. He killed that guy cause he was drunk, and he raised all the prices of gas. Vice pres. (but might as well be president cause the one know aint doing the trick)

(slured) He's wearing an orange jacket.. You pulled a Dick Cheney\!HAHAHAHAHA.

50. (Dick Cheney) (36↑, 14↓)
(Noun) An individual who drinks, plays with guns, and regularly takes women other than his wife to the woods. Frequently gets arrested for DUI and has been known to shoot people. Has had his heart jump-started more times than a defective battery in an old Yugo. An all around American role model for conservative ass-maggots. Rumored to be [Rush Limbaugh]'s secret gay lover. Currently using President George W. Bush as an [ass puppet].

Dick Cheney's physical appearence resembles a freshly circumsized penis.

51. (dick cheney) (32↑, 11↓)
An old man, currently Vice President of the US, who enjoys shooting innocent 78-year-old men in the face with a [shotgun].

Person 1: "Did you hear about Dick Cheney?" Person 2: "Isn't he the guy that shot that old man in the face?" Person 1: "Yup, and he also just had another heart attack."

52. (Dick Cheney) (66↑, 45↓)
Pure evil. He has dark powers that can crush his enemies.

If dick cheney were president he could destroy the middle east with his evil powers and we would all be happy.(or at least I would)

53. (Dick Cheney) (20↑, 1↓)
The 4th branch of government

Dick Cheney: "Nono, that doesn't apply to me. As the vice-president, I technically belong to neither the executive NOR the legislative branch."

54. (Dick Cheney) (40↑, 22↓)
He is Lord Voldemort incarnate...

Dick Cheney is a jerk\!

55. (dick cheney) (17↑, 1↓)
a waste of flesh that is the only person who can run against George W. Bush as "Idiot of The Century". Some say he is worse than Bush himself. In fact the only reason Bush hasn't been assasinated yet is because then Dick Cheney would step in and who knows what he would do.

1) I am not going hunting with Dick Cheney 2) Man 1: Look it's Dick Cheney\! Man 2: Let's kick his ass\!

56. (Dick Cheney) (21↑, 6↓)
His first name says it all.

Dick Cheney is exactly what his first name indicates.

57. (dick cheney) (19↑, 4↓)
When you shoot a wad in a chick's face and you make HER apologize afterwards.

"I made your bitch apologize while she was wiping it outta her eye." "Oh man, you Dick Cheney'd her\!"

58. (Dick Cheney) (18↑, 4↓)
A dark embodiment of soul-less evil, that is hell bent on ruling the world.

"Dude, I heard that Dick Cheney sucked someone's soul out for looking him in the eye."

59. (dick cheney) (28↑, 14↓)
A term for a sexual encouter involving two males and a female where one male's ejaculate misses the intended target (the woman) and hits the other male.

Alwin had poor self control and accidentaly Dick Cheney'ed Kurt while pounding Kira from behind.

60. (Dick Cheney) (47↑, 35↓)
she changed her name from evil cunt vein to Penis Lock, and later to dick cheney, and since then has this walking evidence of parasite power been screwing with you americans, and it's hard to watch your whole country just fade away because of this Dick.

if anything says anything evil, dicks' spirit has been involved.

61. (Dick Cheney) (15↑, 4↓)
The "vice president" of the United States who is calling the shots behind George Bush's back. He is other wise known as the forerunner of the Anit-Christ. The most diabolical scum to walk the face of the Earth. He outsources our jobs to China, India, Mexico, and illegal immigrants so the legal population of the United States will have no jobs and will have no jobs and crash into poverty. Say it with me\! "DOWN WITH DICK CHENEY, DOWN WITH THE DEVIL"

Down with Dick Cheney, down with The Devil\!

62. (Dick Cheney) (12↑, 2↓)
The only heartless person in the world to have heart complications, also has bad eyesight proven by his ability to mistake a human for a quail. see [Satan]

You can't spell Dick Cheney without dick

63. (Dick Cheney) (11↑, 1↓)
To shoot someone in the face. Most applicable when that someone is a beloved friend or relative of the shooter.

(guy shoots another guy in the face) Guy 1: Whoa\! You just shot Frederick Rogerson\! He saved your life three times, looked after your children while you were out, for free, and introduced you to your wife of 17 years\! And you Dick Cheney'd him\! Guy 2: Yeah, I Dick Cheney'd my wife and kids too. Guy 1: You're secretly Dick Cheney, aren't you? Guy 2: Ha-HA\! Sly one, aren't you?

64. (dick cheney) (12↑, 2↓)
a very bad shot

i went hunting with dick cheney and lost a lrg

65. (Dick Cheney) (11↑, 1↓)
1. to shoot in the face by accident 2. to shoot in the face.

And in the last scene of Scorcese's Oscar-winning The Departed, Mark Wahlberg Dick Cheneys Matt Damon.

66. (dick cheney) (11↑, 1↓)
To shoot someone in the face with a shotgun.

Somebody needs to Dick Cheney the vice president for W.

67. (Dick Cheney) (14↑, 4↓)
Acronym: Devil Incarnate as Cowboy Kidnapping Countries Hiding Enemies which Never Existed over Yonder

The Middle East must protect themselves from another Dick Cheney.

68. (Dick Cheney) (12↑, 2↓)
Look up: Darth Vader.

If President Bush dies, Dick Cheney (aka Darth Vader) will be the leader of the Free World.

69. (Dick Cheney) (15↑, 5↓)
Somebody who would fire a gun at a car and hit himself in the ass.

Watch out for the Dick Cheney shot.

70. (dick cheney) (31↑, 21↓)
Dick Cheney is the only acceptable person that everyone can call a NIGGER.

dude: I cant wait for dick cheney to fuckin die. other dude: you mean that NIGGER.

71. (Dick Cheney) (13↑, 3↓)
A freaking moron who accidentilly shot a civilian while hunting DOVES[the symbol of peace]. Oh yeah and he also happens to be the vice president of the United States of America.

"This just in, while President George W. Bush is sending more and more young men & women to Iraq to die, his vice president, Dick Cheney\{middle name "and balls"), is hunting down the universal symbol for peace, and in the process wounding innocent men. Oh the irony."

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72. (dick cheney) (12↑, 3↓)
[bitch] face who cares only for his own fucking [ass]. a [powerhungry] [narcissist] with no outside purpose except to [ruin] the world. and btw, he is an evil man

1) if his sole purpose was to seek out weapons of mass destruction, he saw him in the mirror every time he shaved. 2) dick cheney lovd money and power, overlooks poor and above until rich 3) ran country like dictatorship 4) communist, nazi

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73. (Dick Cheney) (10↑, 1↓)
Verb. The act of shooting someone square in the face with a shotgun.

"We were playing CS and Dan came around the corner right into my sights, so I Dick Cheney'd him."

74. (Dick Cheney) (11↑, 2↓)
An evil little man who really pissed off Bram Stoker in about 1870. Was the American "vice"-president until the dark side spit him out in late 2008. Now his whereabouts are unknown, but experts believe they may have found one of his numerous horcruxes in a small town in Texas.

Dr. Van Helsing: How did you sneak into the White House, you creepy old racist? Dick Cheney: Heh heh, I flew in through the window... Harry Potter: Aaaah\! Stab the diary\!

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75. (Dick Cheney) (10↑, 1↓)
A man who absorbs light and then takes a dark dump on [America]

Bobby: don't get to close to Dick Cheney. Fred: why? Bobby: he will suck the life out of you\!

76. (Dick Cheney) (10↑, 1↓)
The ornamental links that attach your [prince albert] to your [king john].

As the bikini-clad blonde passed by, his dick cheney grew taut.

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77. (Dick Cheney) (9↑, 1↓)
This man was built to destroy earth. i can say with everybody else that this man has done alot to destroy the lives of many inocent people. he has survived 5 heart attacks and is still walking on this planet. this man has made a deal with the devil when he was 5 years old back in 1822. he is an immortal being that feeds off the souls of small children. also he could be left handed. (further studies needed)

dad: watch out children if you dont eat ur vegitables old man dick cheney will consume your soul\! childern: OH NO\!\!\!\!

78. (Dick Cheney) (10↑, 2↓)
An individual who epitomises every famous flaw of modern America: Ignorance, blind-nationalism, unrestrained self-interest, and a strong bias towards violence when tackling any problem. Of course, Dick Cheney is only a mythical figure. No one could really be that bad\! He often appears in children's Theatre, where he is traditionally booed by the audience every time he comes on stage. In popular culture, the character of Dick Cheney is often used to personify everything that intelligent voters would avoid in an election candidate. The most famous folk-tale about Dick Cheney dates from 1820. In it, Cheney pursues his own interests and ends up invading a foreign nation under false pretences. In doing so, he severely destabilises the entire region and radicalises a new generation of terrorists against liberal-democratic society. Despite the thousands of civilian casualties, Cheney never apologises. Of course, the various fictional exploits of Dick Cheney are too absurd as to be at all realistic\! It is reassuring to know that such an outrage could never actually affect the real people of the world\!

"One Dick Cheney is worth an unspecified amount of Iraqi citizens". "We have nothing to fear but Dick Cheney himself."

79. (Dick Cheney) (10↑, 2↓)
To shoot a team mate in the face with a shotgun while playing a FPS

Wolf: Ill Dick Cheney your ass Shell Cracker: lol you better not

80. (Dick Cheney) (8↑, 1↓)
1) Former Vice President of the United States. 2) When a man is receiving fellatio from two or more women at once, as he is about to cum into one of the girl's mouths, immediately before, he pulls out and "accidentally" shoots it into the face of the other girl. The girl then apologizes and says that she should have gotten out of the way.

Dick Cheney was our Vice President for a time. I faked out on Jenny last night and Dick Cheney'd all over Dani. She was cool with it; she even apologized and made me breakfast the next morning.

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81. (dick cheney) (8↑, 1↓)
A hired gun who will "accidently" shoot his own friends. He is old and was vice president of the USA for 8 horrible years. He had more power and authority than the actual president. He has strong republican values and that is why the world started to hate the US, becuase the rest of the world is liberal. Was the former CEO of Haliburton so he has business ties that further screwed the USA. Him and his Georgey left the USA in horrible condition, just to see if the democrats can make it better. Gave up by 2003 and with the supervision of G. Bush pointed the USA military at a random country (first he landed on Canada, then China, then landed on Iraq). Suspected robot because he is so old.

Dick Cheney is a dick.

82. (Dick Cheney) (8↑, 1↓)
The act of pulling out of a girl's mouth and blowing a juicy wad all over her face when she specifically said not to.

Tom forcefully pulled out of Betty's mouth, ignoring his desire to have her swallow his load, and fired off a mayonaise round onto her face. As the shock set in, he said "Sorry I thought you were a deer." This is the proper way to perform a Dick Cheney.

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83. (Dick Cheney) (8↑, 1↓)
The most evil man on earth, also known as Satan, el diablo, the prince of darkness

Get behind me Dick Cheney\!\!\!\!\!

84. (Dick Cheney) (8↑, 1↓)
the coldest motherfucker you'll ever meet.

Woman in passenger seat of car: Honey... Is that Dick Cheney over there? Man driving car: Roll up the windows, dear.

85. (Dick Cheney) (8↑, 1↓)
A drinking game consisting of taking a shot of liquor followed by shot gunning a beer. Named after the former vice president of the United States and his hunting antics.

Get it girl\! That Dick Cheney just got me all tipsy dawg.

86. (dick cheney) (8↑, 2↓)
when pull out, be it to shoot load on stomach or tits of the women and accidently shoot in the face, causing injury or not. a dick cheney. to be dick cheney'd reference to the infamous hunting accident by the former vice president.

he went to blow on my chest and boom. dick cheney'd right in the eye

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87. (Dick Cheney) (6↑, 1↓)
A penis that is old and wrinkly. A Dick Cheney typically oozes semen randomly throughout the day, even while flacid.

Guy 1. "That old dude in the locker room had a Dick Cheney. Thing was just oozing jizz while he was standing there." Guy 2. "That's fuckin disgusting, bro."

88. (Dick Cheney) (4↑, 1↓)
When you're having sex from behind and about to cum, yell bird, and when your partner turns around confused shoot them in the face with your jizz.

I Dick Cheney'ed her right in the eye last night\!

89. (Dick Cheney) (4↑, 1↓)
Former [vice-president]. His favorite [game] is duck-duck face.

"Watch out for Dick Cheney. He might [shoot] you in the face."

90. (Dick Cheney) (4↑, 1↓)
" To "Dick Cheney" is to accidentally shoot a comrade in the junk.

"..sorry for the Dick Cheney there mate...i did not see you ...

91. (Dick Cheney) (3↑, 1↓)
Former "Vice" president and the most facist man ever\!

Dick Cheney is evil\!

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92. (Dick Cheney) (3↑, 1↓)
1. Pulling out and cumming on a girls face 2. Vice President of the United States under George W. Bush who famously shot his friend in the face and got the friend to apologize

He was having sex with her and totally dick cheneyed her\! Her face was covered in spunk.

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93. (Dick Cheney) (3↑, 1↓)
When you blow your load on your friend's face and claim it was an accident. Bonus points if they have incriminating evidence on you.

Sally better shut up about that shit or Jim is going to Dick Cheney her. That asshole Dick Cheney'ed me, now I can't clean up this mess he left on my face.

94. (Dick Cheney) (6↑, 4↓)
The art of having sex in a room with a passed out, unsuspecting patron nearby, so that when you are about to blow your gun load, you pull out, and shoot it on your unsuspecting "friend".

"Dude, last night I took that chick home and humped her in the living room and gave Chad a Dick Cheney while he was passed out on the couch\!\!"

95. (Dick Cheney) (2↑, 1↓)
A sexual act in which the guy blows his load on the girl's face, then forces her to apologize for standing in the way, through intimidation or otherwise.

Alec: So I Dick Cheney'ed that girl last night. She was in tears. Eddie: Heh. Bitch had it coming.

96. (dick cheney) (2↑, 1↓)
an uncelebrated act of conservative BDSM. Often involving cock rings w/ chains, water boarding, electrocution, choking, and humiliation techniques to achieve its goal. In extreme public examples, puppeteering techniques are employed. battery powered pumps are requisite to achieve the full effect.

those poor bstrds at gitmo got to experience the dick cheney first hand 0_o

97. (dick cheney) (42↑, 41↓)
a big fat pig equivolent of michael moore in th republican party

would look like the classic southerner with his shirt off

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98. (Dick Cheney) (4↑, 4↓)
Prince Albert's bigger heavier metallic cousin

I got myself a dick cheney but its shear mass was too much for me so i down graded to a lighter prince albert

99. (DICK CHENEY) (27↑, 33↓)
A superb quaile hunter

dick cheney is the master of quaile

100. (dick cheney) (1↑, 10↓)
A name not to be taken literally as an action.

Joe: I will not Dick Cheney\!

101. (Dick Cheney) (34↑, 43↓)
Hehe, you said "dick".

All your base are belong to us

102. (Dick Cheney) (4↑, 17↓)
(1) Republican. Vice President of The United States under George W. Bush. 2001-2009 (2) Scared the life out of pony-tailed, old [Hippies], who, after having lived in the U.S. all their lives, have never actually read the Constitution, yet claim to understand it. (3)Source of irrational anger for petulant, over-privileged children posing as adults who are pissed off that they missed the 60's, or having experienced the 60's, rail at growing old and irrelevent. Note: It is thought that he looks like their fathers who never showed them any affection, hence their rage.

Rainbow: "Dick Cheney is a murderer\!" Rainbow's Father: "You know, the Vice President has no actual authority" Rainbow: "I HATE YOU DADDY\! Can I borrow the car?"

103. (Dick Cheney) (38↑, 55↓)
A man serving as our vice president from 2000-2004. However, no one knows about him, because he hasn't done anything important for our country\!

Dick Cheyney is our V.P.? How would I know that?

104. (Dick Cheney) (27↑, 45↓)
Awesome bionic VP with a high tech pacemaker in his chest that has the built-in capability to brew his own high quality coffee. Currently residing in a cave in Afghanistan in his personal pursuit of Osama Bin Laden.

As of this moment Dick Cheney is in a cave somewhere in Afghanistan brewing up some of his own delicious coffee.

105. (Dick Cheney) (17↑, 50↓)
the act of a person appearing out of nowhere at any given moment, precisely to scare Dan Farnand.

Last week a guy popped out of nowhere and Dan screamed, "ahh it's Dick Cheney."

106. (dick cheney) (18↑, 58↓)
The man who [Chuck Norris] bows to.

The man who Dick Cheney shot apologized to the so-called vice president on live television. (I dare you to look it up, it happened)

107. (Dick Cheney) (20↑, 83↓)
The Vice President of the USA. He is also a sex machine, a la [Queen]'s "Don't Stop Me Now". He can have sex with many people for a very long time. It wears out his heart, though. He is also Sara's personal [fluffums].

I haven't had sex in so long... We'll have to call in DICK CHENEY\!

108. (Dick Cheney) (24↑, 169↓)
The biggest []D [] []V[] []D to ever be the VP of the USA\!

The best administrations VP\!

109. (Dick Cheney) (29↑, 199↓)
[Our great and courageous Vice President. Liberal fucktards hate him which makes me like him even more.Dick Cheney is a fine American leader. Source: Joe Blow, Feb 2, 2005] Yeah,I have to agree.My sole motivation for voting anymore is to opt for whatever pisses liberals off the most since there really is no other reason to vote that I can think of.Both parties fuck ass but liberals just fuck that bleeding ass a little bit rougher and a little bit harder.They've got the butt rape down to a science.So I say,"Go Dick" yourselves you whiney liberal fucks\!

average person:"Voting is pointless.Both parties are so much alike,liberal and gay,that there is just no point anymore." \dick\ cheney me:"Yeah but you COULD just vote to piss liberals off.Atleast that's still a good reason to vote." \dick\ cheney first person:"Oh yeah,I see your point.That's a really great idea,thanks." \dick\ cheney *[Example doesn't use the word Dick Cheney in a sentence].*

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110. (Dick Cheney) (38↑, 247↓)
A great vice president, one who has managed to keep the liberals whining evn more than thought possible. Frankly, he doesn't give a shit what the liberals think.

Whining liberal: You're an evil bastard; go have a heart attack\! Dick Cheney: Like I give a fuck...

111. (Dick Cheney) (40↑, 280↓)
Our great and courageous Vice President. Liberal fucktards hate him which makes me like him even more.

Dick Cheney is a fine American leader.

112. (Dick Cheney) (297↑, 1043↓)
The next president of the United States, the embodiment of excellency, a hero to the human race, a God among men, and a champion for freedom.

When God saw what a mess the world was, he sent Dick Cheney to save it.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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